The Natural Cure For Erectile Dysfunction Was Uplifting News For Eric And Erica
“Eric, we have to do something about your limp state. Our relationship is a flop. I am always horny, and you can never get it up. I know Viagra makes you feel bad but it makes you feel good to me. Please give it another try. Don’t destroy our relationship, I love you.”
“Give me a break Erica. How do you think I feel? I’d love to see the little guy rise to the occasion. I hate synthetic sex pills – they give me horrible headaches. I will do some research on the net later, after dinner. I will Google the natural herbal cure for erectile dysfunction, and check out what is on offer. I love you too Erica, and I don’t want our relationship destroyed by my inability to sustain an erection for your pleasure, and mine too of course. I promise I will search for a solution after dinner, my darling.”
“Ok Eric. I am really happy to hear you still love me and want to please me. What would you like for dinner? We could do it together.”
“How about my favorite? Linguine and white clam sauce, and asparagus in olive oil and garlic, washed down with a couple of glasses of chilled white wine, followed by tiramisu for dessert.”
“Sounds delicious to me. Get your apron on big boy – we are off to the kitchen.”
“Yum, yum, dinner was scrumptious. How about another glass of wine, sweetheart? Or would you like coffee and a cognac?”
“Thanks Erica, I would love an espresso and a cognac. I will boot up the Mac while you are getting the drinks, and get cracking on finding the natural remedy for my little problem.”
“Great, I will be there in a minute. I do hope you find some uplifting info. Check out all the natural herbal stuff – and while you are at it you might look for an herb that will give you a bigger erection. I am just kidding Eric, you are big enough for me – well, when you are up that is.”
“Careful Erica, how would you like me to pick on your little inadequacies? For example those tiny pimples you call a bust. Sorry honey, I am just feeling a little humiliated by my useless shriveled weeny. Well, at least Mac is up – and running, so here we go. Wow, there are lots of natural herbal erectile dysfunction cures.”
“Thanks Erica, I love the smell of cognac. I am pleased to see you poured me a double. Look at these Google results – they are incredibly interesting. There is one herb called Tongkat Ali that claims to be the most potent natural aphrodisiac in the world.”
“What does it do? Does it make you bigger? Will it make it easy for you to get an erection, and keep it erect? Is it safe? Does it have any side effects?”
“It says Tongkat Ali induces high sexual arousal, increases motivation and frequency of sexual intercourse, heightens testosterone levels, increases virility, boosts energy, and improves body strength. It has testosterone enhancing properties that directly cause enlargement of the penis and testicles. And due to its powerful ability to increase penis and testicular mass, plus boost libido, Tongkat Ali has been used for centuries in Asia as a tonic for general well-being, and has an age-old reputation for being a powerful aphrodisiac with the ability to cure erectile dysfunction, and it is free from side effects.”
“Well love, buy some now. I am getting hot just contemplating what it will do for us. Imagine having groovy passionate sex like we used to, before the little guy took a nose dive.”
“But there is more. It says, when Tongkat Ali is fused with other powerful herbs and root extracts, the combination produces powerful herbal sex pills that are the natural cure for erectile dysfunction, along with the added ability to quickly cure premature ejaculation.”
So naturally, Eric clicked on the buy now button, and not long after, Eric and Erica were entwined in sexual bliss.
The Natural Cure For Erectile Dysfunction Was Uplifting News For Eric And Erica by Russ Cawara
